As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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