she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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