You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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