just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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