So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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