actually, I'm a sock model
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we're making bets on your personal life
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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