I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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