How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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