I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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