why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
My balls are so social today.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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