so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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