Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found puke in my bra..
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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