ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Randomize
