you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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