got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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