Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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