4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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