Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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