i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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