should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Floor bacon is actually really good
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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