3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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