When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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