I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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