I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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