all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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