Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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