If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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