You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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