Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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