you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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