i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Randomize
