I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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