ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
