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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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