Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We talked him into tasing himself.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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