I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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