Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this beer tastes like vomit already
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
I'm really busy with my period
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