Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I could make wine with my vomit
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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