That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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