Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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