i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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