i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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