You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
