do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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