but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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