He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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