the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
