I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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