I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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