if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
my being single is dangerous.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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