How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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