I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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