I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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