I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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