Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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