i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We were destined to go to rehab together
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
