We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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